Porking the Pig

This is pretty much exactly what I thought someone who would violate a pig would look like.

The Smoking Gun

The Celebrity Death Beeper

Nothing says "fun" quite like being paged upon the death of a celebrity. Look for Cingular, Sprint, and others to offer this service soon.

Defamer

Curvy Shop Mannequins Must Cover Up

I wonder if they also have nipples, like American mannequins?

Speaking of which, why is neccessary for mannequins to have nipples? I mean, do women want to buy clothes more if they think that their nips will show?

Reuters.com

Dog Bites Off Man's Genitals

This goes oh so much farther than your usual "Dog Bites Man" headline. Thankfully, this story doesn'y incclude a photo.

Yahoo! News

Man Drives Home with Headless Friend

This is normally where I would write either an extremely bad pun or some other smart-assed comment. However, in this case, I think the following quote from this story says it all: "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor."

Um...if you say so...

Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

I never tire of a good story involving monkeys. Now if we could just teach them to "strike a Lynndie"