Man Mistakes Wife for Monkey and Shoots Her Dead

So many unanswered questions. Did the woman actually look like a monkey? What kinds of crimes had monkeys committed against this man in the past that would cause him to open fire on his fruit tree? What will his defense in court be? How will the pro-monkey community react?
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Magician Says Tiger Bite Was Bid to Help Him

Here's yet another nominee for quote of the year:

"It was an accident. Montecore understood the signals and wanted to save me,"
the illusionist-animal trainer said, adding: "It was unfortunate that his teeth
hit my carotid artery."

Wow. Good thing that the tiger wasn't actually trying to hurt him.

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Kids' Show Host Rapped for Saucy T-Shirt

Rumor has it that they rejected an earlier proposal to have his female assistant wear Brittney's "MILF in Training" shirt.

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