Russell Crowe on Al Queda Hit List

Stories like these make me believe that the whole WTC thing was just a lucky-once-in-a-lifetime shot for the bad guys. Why couldn't it have been Sean Penn?

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Monkey Attack Update

This story just keeps getting worse. I'm updating my earlier post to say that I think that the movie version of this story just went from PG-13 to NC-17. According to reports, the man who was attacked

"...lost all his fingers, an eye, part of his nose, cheek, lips and part of
his buttocks. One foot was mutiliated. Authorities say his genitals were
mauled as well."

I'm guessing that other people who have pet monkeys are looking to unload them on eBay tonight.

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