Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse

Maybe the most disturbing part about this story is the fact that "The man was charged with interfering with a dead body."

Let's see...the man dug up his dead Grandson, cut off some pieces of his body, then went home and cooked it up in a pot, and the most serious charge that they can bring against him is "interference?"
Reuters.com

'Goofy' accused of shoving 2 at Disney

I was willing to give him ebenefit of the doubt the first time. Maybe, you say to yourself, it was all a big misunderstanding. Meanwhile, you try to put that video and mugshot out of your mind. Now, I think that it's time for Disney to maybe consider putting Michael into another job. Does Space Mountain have any openings?
CNN.com

Heinz Kerry: Let Hurricane Victims Go Naked

Thankfully, Mrs. Kerry (or her husband for that matter) will not be in the areas effected by the hurricanes and are not expected to participate in their plan.
Yahoo! News

Breaking Tommy Lee News

This just in from Tommy Lee...threesomes aren't all they're cracked up to be. I wonder what other gems I'll learn from reading this literary masterpiece.