Lohan's Dad: O.J. Has Nothing On Me

It's hard to imagine a news story that would actually make you feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, but this is close. Lohan's estranged father is quoted as follows:

"O.J. Simpson has nothing on me," Michael Lohan allegedly told the family's security guard last year. "I know exactly how I'm going to kill (them). I know when I'm going to do it, and I'm going to enjoy it."


Great...yet another opportunity for O.J. to roll out his "absolutely, completely 100% not guilty" rap again.

Link to AP